Sooooooo ... Hi y'all, so YA! I've been away for the last month, and actually, well, I'm still technically AWAY and will be for the next week or so, working on a HUUUUGE project that is just gonna make me sooo much fuckin' money. Even for me, and I mean, shit, it's not like I haven't got enough.

Anyways, remember that hot producer friend of mine from London who stopped over in L.A. (hint, hint: we didn't fuck, that time!) Well, I been spending a 'lil bit a time with him, and he told me 'bout this band before ... the one, you will remember, whose gig I stopped by to see. They're called AQUILA'S KISS (damn, I wanna kiss that goddamn singer)!!

My Darlings, don't tell me I don't tell you who the world's next fuckin' A-Lizters are ... who are the the next Princes to join me in the A-List monarchy where I occupy "Princess of the 21'st Century" status. Well, the band I told y'all to check out are in the FINAL of Jamie Oliver's unsigned band's competition! Yah, they beat like 400,000 other bands to make it to the final 5!!! (An interesting story about Jamie, but I'll tell you next time) ... And go vote for them now, 'cause there's like, a day or less left!

So, this totally hot producer asked me if there was ANYTHING I could do ... and well, since he's HOT, here is my philanthropic act of the day: GO VOTE FOR THEM HERE RIGHT NOW! (it's not that difficult, all you need to do it click "vote". DO NOT vote for any others, either). And listen to their music ... 'cause trust me, ya'll here a lot more of it soon. And I mean SOON. What's in it for her, you're asking? Well, maybe I'll tell you next time about my exploits with MR. STAR-STUDDED PLATINUM PRODUCER ... (hint, look hard at the MYSPACE PAGE of the band AFTER voting, and ya'll find out who he is)!

I love you all, Really ...

Your very sober, very busy, very happy,

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