Weeeeeeeeelllll ... thank you very muchness to KENNYSIA, I seem to have had about a million e-mails, kind comments, love letters etc. in the past 24 hours. That's good; both nice, and good. When I began this blog, I outright explained that I was encouraged to do so by my shrink, who thought I could use this blog as some kinda outlet for the shit that I gotta face, gotta get over. And you know what? For the most part, it works! If it helps you, My Darlings, overcome some of your everydaycandycrap then so much the better! But now I'm gonna FUCKIN' pissed for a moment; not just because I'm drunk, high, and because I've had the best orgasm inthefuckinentiremuthafuckinworld, not just because I'm bloggin', and I'm not comin' down -- this is on behalf of all of you FUCKIN' FREAKS who chase people like me like we're some kinda bitches on heat (if ya don't know what I mean, go see a freind with the nearest female dog, and tell her to let it out for a second ...)

OKAY .......... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeer GOES: THIS IS ONE OF THE LATEST COMMENTS (I know you can all see it in the last post anyway but I'mrefuckinprintinthefucka):

Bullshit.

Just another Malaysian blogger trying to pretend to be an anonymous celebrity........ why the fuck would a Celebrity even hint that they are an "A-List-Celebrity" if they wanted to avoid attention ?

I hacked into your email and searched for your real life photos just to make sure. Don't worry, I won't post it anywhere.. if you stop this bullshit.

Stop lying to the blog readers !!! >:(

BEFORE MY RANT: One, I have never been to Malaysia! Two, if someone is kind enough to link to me, and ya' can't be kind back, fuck off.

This, My Darlings, is sheer wierdo fuckin ceepy crap of the kind I get in real fuckin' life; and ya know what -- I do NOT need this shit here. IF you do not like this blog, don't come here. So I say: Nicevil, ya checked my e-mail 'cout hah? So THAT MEANS you found NO "real life photos" then, and ya fullafuckinshit!!! AND IF YA DID, POST 'EM; OR A LINK TO 'EM SOMEWHERE ON THE WEB IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF THIS POST!! Apart from the fact that ya are fuckin' deranged as a fuckin' pieceaCRAP, what you did is a fellony - except you didn't do it, 'coz you're full-a-fuckin'shit!

When I began this blog - and you can see the first post RIGHT HERE - I made it clear that I just wanted to express myself, find a consort, and avenue of expression. I'm sharin' my fuckin' life with you, and THIS is how you repay me? FUCK YOU!

Okay, lecture over. On and up to more positive things. So, anyway, recently I been seeing this musician, and to cut a long story short, he's friends with this producer in London. Tha' guy did this like totally HUGE band when they were still relatively unknown, about 2 years ago. So he says to me the other night:

PRODUCER: Come to a gig with me, tonight. I did a few tracks with them fairly recently, and you'd enjoy the time off. Second thoughts: YOU NEED the time off. (This is true: this is also the reason I blog. I always need the time off.)

ME: Is this a cumon, cause like, I'm prettyfuckinfull with partners right now. And I'm NOT in the mood for ANY more stories about how my career is divin', about me on drugs, or especially about me-screwing-fuckin'-hot-producer, just cause ya' wanna sell a few fuckin' records.

PRODUCER: You're pretty, girl, but not EXACTLY my type.

ME: What tha' fuck's that supposed to mean?

PRODUCER: What it means? So, anyway, you coming?

And yes, I came to the gig. It was good. In fact, very, very good. I would have screwed the lead singer were it not fo' fact that 1) he's gay, 2) his boyfriend was there too, 3) I wasn't already sleeping with a black guy (although black guys and white girls is my current sexual combination. Try it, if you get time. The great thing is you get pink pussy and huuuuuge cock. Mix in a lil' white peach Margharita, cocaine, oxycontin, xanax - insert drug of choice - and you're haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavin' a baaaaaaaaalllllll)!!!!

Here's the BAND. Go look at them. But no freaky shit, no freaky whackjob e-mails and comments, okay? Art is healing, acting is about getting better, that's why I'm a fuckin' performer. (f you don't wanna get better, don't try art).

For most of you, I love your comments, the fact that you read here, the fact that you love the expereince of this blog. I'm tellin' you I'm an A-lizt 'cause how else do I write hoonestly, verbosely? How do I heal (and I need healin' real bad). Well anywayz, I'm back in L.A. now, in the penthouse. I'm wonderin' whether to change it. Whether to get somewhere simpler, calmer, less extravagant. There's so many memories here, so many times I've been close to the edge. Close to boys, close to girls, close to heaven, to hell, to falling.

Blogging helps me through that, my shrink helps me through that -- most of all, good art helps me through that. Feel free to promote yourself here as a wannabe artist. Tell me about THAT. That, My Darlings, is healing ...

I love You All, Really --

Your Anonymous Celebrity 'x'

Comments

[Dumbboy]

Good to see you blogging again. I really miss your posts. They are really funny and always make my day so keep it up gal!

[annafisha]

Hi there..honestly it's really hard to believe a famous hollywood celebrity has a blog but it's really awesome..keep writing..I just want to know how's life there and is being a celebrity is stressful or amazing?But I guess the paparazzi make the life more hard,right?

[Timmy]

Hi there..... Lindsay? or is it Ashley? how ya doing babe? good luck and good nite

[skim]

fuckin retard.
what "A list celeb" reads kennysia.

[talkingtrashtoyoulovey]

ummm. yeah. not buying it. -___-'

[Good Boy Gone Bad]

And you haters even commented tho claiming that y'all not buying the story. Fuckever it is, this freaking blog is gonna be in my bookmark! Keep writing!

[detective]

u're obviously lying..

u wont be able to understand most of Kennysia's jokes if you're not a malaysian or singaporean based person :)

[Sheryl0202]

If you are fake, I admire your imagination so irregardless of whether you are real or not, I will keep reading because your posts are interesting! Keep writing k!

[jambajuice]

so uh... if i'm living in australia.. how do you reckon i can become famous in hollywood?? could you help me??!??

[Anonymous Visitor]

What's with all the 'i hacked your email', 'you must be from s'pore or m'sia', calling names...

Stop leaving childish comments.

I don't really care if the owner of this blog is an A-List actor or anyone else.

What the f*** have you done lately?

[Zagary]

Since you like Kennysia.com you might want to have a look at this blogger http://www.bitterstickgirl.com/

[erin]

Inconsistency.

Your blog from two years ago:

If only. I've been to Malaysia loads of times and love it! The guys are hot there too!

'x'

[erin]

The link:

http://anonymouscelebrity.typepad.com/anonymous_celebrity/2006/03/edward_lim_from.html

wannabe!

[lilofun]

stop flaming the blogger.. if u dun like to read dun come.. no one is forcing u to read..

[Jessie]

Uhhh hey you're a cancerian! Don't tell me you were born in the 1986.......Random

Anyway, A-list celeb or not, keep up the blog!

[sinda]

it's not important whether she is really a celebrity or not.. the main point is, she is quite good in writing and showing her true colours.. I like it. Keep it up! :)

[the believer]

i believe that you are lindsay lohan or some celebrity.not because i read ur blog and thought it was valid (just read one entry) but its fun to believe all these things isnt it?whats the point in flaming?let her do and say whatever she wants.dont read it if you dont believe her.

flamers=losers

ps-if u are really lindsay lohan,ive been in love with you ever since parent trap.i love u and wanna bang you lindsay(the legal you and not the small kid in parent trap).if u are her and not some other celeb that is.

[mei]

erin, well spotted!!

[erin]

The problem I have is not with her writing style or her blog. Its with the claim that she's an A List celeb. Why the need for a charade? A blog with this writing style could get hits anyway.

Keep up the blog. Write more. But I think if you keep this act up, you need to change ur shrink.

[Kenny's reader]

This is my first time reading your blog, so I don't know whether you'r real or not but I think you'r fake. In this post, you said you've never been to Malaysia before, but I went through your previous posts and one of them where you mentioned Edward Lim from Malaysia, you said you've been to Malaysia many many times and you think the guys there are hot. So have you been to Malaysia or not? And your English is bad and you don't sound American. Sorry.

March 14 2006 10.30am post

" I've been to Malaysia loads of times and love it! The guys are hot there too!"

July 19 2008

"BEFORE MY RANT: One, I have never been to Malaysia! Two, if someone is kind enough to link to me, and ya' can't be kind back, fuck off."

[Sharon]

So, you're an A-list Hollywood star but you ONLY managed to gain readership from Malaysia and Singapore?

C'mon, i can tell from your sitemeter. Its so obvious that you're a fake!

[IMalsoAmuthafuckinAlist]

"A-fuckinglistcelebrity" (is dat wot a gud writing suppose to be?)... if itz reli a fuckin healing thing, den, stop boastin bout ur muthafuckinPENTHOUSE, ferraris & money, n oso da way u get fucked like a ho.. u tink u're d only bitch rollin in dem ferraris? please, stop frontin. watz wit a Afuckinlist who cant afford a proper healing session. get a life, dont trip. if u're an Alist, i felt sry fo ur fuckinboring life wich i obviously tink u r... o i mean u r, WANNABE A-LIST. u wanna heal? u wanna do charity fo da people? b a fuckin gud example n stay outta drug n get high like fuck. matter fact, u can easily get rid of urself by shootin urself, den u'll b an Alist. artist get famous wen dey died.

[Nicevil]

Writing and pretending to be an "A-list-celebrity" with a penthouse, living the life, going to parties, living the glamourous life ? What did you expect people to do ?

You were practically asking for it.

I love Kennysia and all, but this is the worst blog he has ever recommended. :(

All those commenters here who still believe this bullshit, please try reading more than one article. The inconsistencies are everywhere, it's pathetic.