Happy Birthday to me!!!!!! Sooooooooo ... I am so sorry my darlings for not giving you an installment sooner, but I've been recording, recording, RECORDING!! I'm also about to be in a new feature film, well, in about nine months time anyway.
As you can tell, it's my birthday. Since this blog is relatively small, and outside the bounds of Hollywood, I feel more comfortable writing this. The other day, I wrote to Kennysia too, an excellent blogger in Malaysia who has kindly linked to me! It's funny, usually I don't go for Asian guys, but Kenny has been so charming, so sweet in his exchanges with me, and he is absolutely gorgeous: tell me people in Asia, is he the "eligible bachelor????" My guess is he must be, and I certainly would not mind a go, given the opportunity.
You're probably wondering - WHAT is she doing now, seeing it's HER BIRTHDAY? Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy ... To be honest, it's fucking hot today, so I'm just wearing some small shorts, magenta panties underneath, and a black bra. I'm actually sitting on the terrace of my
penthouse apartment, looking over the city; unfathomable, ridiculous! Oh, yeah, that while I enjoy a Special B-Day Cuba Libre (if you don't know what that it, go FUCKING LOOK IT UP, or better yet, get to your nearest bar and order one now!!) About 2 months ago I swore I would give up coke, but the other night I was out at a party ... and well, OK, THIS is what happened:
A/B-LIST MOVIE STAR: Yoooooh sweetie, haven't seen you for a while - got a gram I can borrow?
ME: Uhhhh ... how can you borrow a gram???!! You're either gonna snort it, inject it, swallow it, or sell it, right?? Daaaaarling, you really think you can BORROW a gram of coke?
A/B LIST MOVIE STAR: Look, I just need a FUCKIN' line, okay?
ME: Where's Brad? (EXTRA INFO: Brad is a black guy who basically always services all the A-list stars; not really the B-list. He has the purest coke in town, maybe 90%!)
A/B LIST MOVIE STAR: Dunno. (Trying to play it cool here, in order to get me to think this PIECE A' SHIT actually uses Brad to supply his coke/weed/xanax/oxycontin too! Uhhh, ya right!)
ME : What's in it for MOI???
TO BE CON'T ...
So, like anyways, tonight Brad delivered 50 g's of snow for the party ;) - plus practically a pound of weed for after! Shit, it's one hell of a party; the only downside is we have some fuckin' CON ARTIST trying to PRETEND to be like, my family member, so the security is super big. You wanna see the view from my place? Of course you do ...
I love you all, Really ...
Your Anonymous C 'x'
too bad kennysia didn't win the contest. he's certainly one hell of a great blogger and so are you...*lots of hugs n kisses*
Posted by: aP[o]caLyPSe` AnGeL~ | July 19, 2008 at 08:58 AM