Ughhhhh!!!! Right now, I am CRINGING after just having seen MTV's The Fabulous Life Of ... with none other than MYSELF the subject of their pseudo- investigative journalism this time! It's not so much that I mind people saying "she has enough money to buy 5000 lear jets" or "with just the price of ONE of her houses you could get TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND ARMANI SUNGLASSES" but it's like, TOTALLY NOT about ANYTHING I do, and ALL about WHO I supposedly am. I feel like fucking saying ... you wanna know who I am, come over here and read my freakin' blog, except you're all so busy making bit-part documentaries you haven't even noticed I'm writing about my feelings/who I am etc right under your freakin' noses!
Anyone ever seen The Fabulous Life Of? Just in case you haven't, it's like this show where MTV portray mainly pop singers - but also other A-lists linked to the pop circuit - as out-of-control, rich-as-shit divas with nothing to do but shop. OK, while maybe JUST A LITTLE of that is true, it hardly promotes what we artists do with any kind of balanced "journalism". And who the fuck are those magazine sub-editors and PR people they manage to get on the show sounding like your best freinds, or even worse, some kid who you never even fucking knew at high school who claims thing like (in my case) "and I remember when name removed was in the school play ... she just HAD to have her own locker room!" Like, WHATEVER.
OK, rant over. As I say, it's not that I mind the commentary and speculation, but sometimes I think a network like MTV could feature just a little more music and a little less of those freaks they manage to dig up from your past who you can't even remember having met. Come to think of it, half those people are probably just bit-part actors PRETENDING to know you ...
... well anyway, in a more fortunate turn, I suppose I do kind of have a FABULOUS LIFE, at least for the moment, down on the Med. It's GORGEOUS here, and pop star boy friend (note: NOT one-word boyfriend) and I are having like totally the BEST time in the world, working all day and getting trashed on just about every exotic cocktail you can think of out at the bars in the evening. I'll post some pics later on ... for now ... I love you all, really,
Your Anonymous Celebrity 'x'
Looking at the schedule of MTV's Fabulous life of... i'm guessing you're...Mariah Carey?
Posted by: anonymous fan | July 19, 2006 at 09:42 AM
You're Mariah Carey?
Posted by: sr215 | July 22, 2006 at 02:11 AM
I get the feeling you can't quite decide whether you want to extend your celebrity into the blogging sphere or not. At times it seems as if you are enjoying your anonymous status here ( who wouldn't) -then again occasionaly you wish for them all to know about this blog. I mean, there's aboviously a lot of things you would like to scream out but you can't , it would be bad PR. You know, celebrity or not, when you have the need to say something, you should just go ahead and say it, no matter what your fans, other celebrities, producers and studios will think.
Posted by: | July 25, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Dear Celebrity Girl,
Today I was searching for some info on the life of a celebrity. I have been following the Mel Gibson story, and I feel bad for the guy. He has a disease called Alcoholism. I share addiction recovery and wonder how does a celebrity recover anonymously? I can not imagine being a celebrity and would actually hate the life, because like you describe, it would take away parts of my life that I truly enjoy. I obviously have my own set of issues that I must deal with daily and sometimes by the minute. I just read your entire Blog from start to end, (skimming some of it) and I feel bad for you. Who ever you are.....God Bless and I pray that whatever it is you are looking for that you find it. I spent 25 years of my life feeling empty and crazy as you describe...and using "my drug" to fill the void. I attempted many different ways to fill the void. When it was all said and done, God helped me find recovery. Thank God....I am sober today. Your story sounds familiar but with a celebrity twist. It can only make things more difficult I would imagine. I just shake my head in wonderment sometimes.... God Bless..take care.
Phil M - anonymous
Posted by: Phil M -anonymous :) | August 01, 2006 at 05:41 PM
haha... cool anomity.. :p
Posted by: Serene | August 05, 2006 at 12:08 PM
Any idea when we might get another update?
Posted by: | August 09, 2006 at 05:11 PM