Ughhhhh!!!! Right now, I am CRINGING after just having seen MTV's The Fabulous Life Of ... with none other than MYSELF the subject of their pseudo- investigative journalism this time! It's not so much that I mind people saying "she has enough money to buy 5000 lear jets" or "with just the price of ONE of her houses you could get TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND ARMANI SUNGLASSES" but it's like, TOTALLY NOT about ANYTHING I do, and ALL about WHO I supposedly am. I feel like fucking saying ... you wanna know who I am, come over here and read my freakin' blog, except you're all so busy making bit-part documentaries you haven't even noticed I'm writing about my feelings/who I am etc right under your freakin' noses!
Anyone ever seen The Fabulous Life Of? Just in case you haven't, it's like this show where MTV portray mainly pop singers - but also other A-lists linked to the pop circuit - as out-of-control, rich-as-shit divas with nothing to do but shop. OK, while maybe JUST A LITTLE of that is true, it hardly promotes what we artists do with any kind of balanced "journalism". And who the fuck are those magazine sub-editors and PR people they manage to get on the show sounding like your best freinds, or even worse, some kid who you never even fucking knew at high school who claims thing like (in my case) "and I remember when name removed was in the school play ... she just HAD to have her own locker room!" Like, WHATEVER.
OK, rant over. As I say, it's not that I mind the commentary and speculation, but sometimes I think a network like MTV could feature just a little more music and a little less of those freaks they manage to dig up from your past who you can't even remember having met. Come to think of it, half those people are probably just bit-part actors PRETENDING to know you ...
... well anyway, in a more fortunate turn, I suppose I do kind of have a FABULOUS LIFE, at least for the moment, down on the Med. It's GORGEOUS here, and pop star boy friend (note: NOT one-word boyfriend) and I are having like totally the BEST time in the world, working all day and getting trashed on just about every exotic cocktail you can think of out at the bars in the evening. I'll post some pics later on ... for now ... I love you all, really,
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