Hiiiiii ... and thank you thank you thank you for your super sweet comments on my blog design. Sharin Shaik e-mails:

Just found your blog through Kenny Sia and I love it! =D Linked ya~!

Thanks Sharin ... and I've added your beautiful blog to my blogroll too! Plus, I must always thank Kennysia, who has like totally the most awesome blog I've ever read (you can quote me on that Kenny!)

Also, found an interesting post from another of my darlings, Xia Xue on Cali (where, OK, as we all know, I spent much of my time). I particularly like this bit:

I've had my first Twinkie, had my virgin step into a Victoria's Secrets store, and I am on my way to eat mt first Krispie Kreme! :D Speaking of typical American stuff, I did see lots of extremely fat people, but I didn't get like racist treatment, or get robbed by hobos. hmmm. Good, I guess.

No, Xia darling, racist is kind of passe now in Los Angeles ... it's just a matter of form. We don't do racist here any more ... it's like soooo 80's! Plus, let's face it, it would be pretty darn hard to be racist in a ciy where the richest 40% or so of people are either of Asian, Jewish, African or Latino descent ... :-D My only advice darling is watch out for the hobos! Miss the East part of the city and you'll be OK (that goes for Vegas too!)

Xia then goes on:

Funnily enough, I miss Pokka green tea the most of all local things. I'm sick sick sick of American beverages! Every meal I have a choice of extremely sweet fizzy drink, or another extremely sweet fizzy drink. No taste here is subtle! Everything is an explosion on the tongue, and savoury food may all taste great (and makes you damn fat), but I want something light sometimes... :( Otherwise I love America! This place is SO great.

My advice; if you are in Cali and dying for great Asian cuisine then go to San Francisco ... there's the best, most tastiest morsals up there you can imagine. LA is the place for drinking, not eating ... I do sympathise with those of you accustomed to a more varied and exotic diet!

Anyways, yes my darlings, your Anonymous A List Celebrity has been away for some time now because she has been dating. Actually, I have to confess, I started out kind of casual - you know, basically just fucking this guy. He's a pop star, and he's pretty into himself in a big way, which I was thinking: nah! This ain't gonna last ...

But, low and behold, just as I was thinking that ... he comes along and asks if we want to be like totally official! Now, dating someone when you're a celebrity is a pretty big process - it's not like you get to meet some cute guy/girl and decide "Hmmmm ... I like the look of him/her ... let's go out!"

Noooo ..... you have to tell your PR manager, your record/film company, your freakin' styleist so all can be arranged exactly according to plan. So, for the time being, we're private and not yet official but still going out (... and nooo, he doesn't know about this blog ... nooooone does except my shrink. Talking of whome, shrink is very well and super happy I'm writing this blog - she reads it all the time and has been so supportive. Big thanks to shrink then - you know who you are! :-D)

I'm sorry I have been away soooo long, I've been working on a new 'project', which is nearly done now. Managing executives are sooooooo happy, and it looks like I'm going to get another huuuuuuge launch and lots of money. Hmm ... what shall I buy?

... I'll be back regularly (like, every day) now ... and I'll try and pop in more regularly. Keep those comments and e-mails coming - they make me sooo happy, and I don't forget them - just remember that.

I love you all, really ....

Your Anonymous Celebrity 'x'

Comments

[Cheesecakeerian]

Can I have a Chanel bag while you're at it? =X Lol I'm just playing =P =)

[Vandalin]

Such is the life of a top celeb eh? That even going out with someone needs the approval of committees of people. Sheesh.

At least you don't have to fill in forms in triplicate before you fucking the fellow. I'm thinking that it kinda spoils the mood when you whip out paperwork in the middle of getting hot and heavy.

Heck, I doubt even the most twisted of fetishist would find signing along a dotted line arousing in any way.

[last chaos gold]

Hi! What a beautiful garden you have! I am wanting to do somthing like that, but on a MUCH smaller scale. How did you build the cedar boxes? That's what I'm attempting to do right now. I'd be really happy of any help you could give. Thanks!

[Someone E. Smith]

There is an online campaign to see that the Grammy Awards( considered a far more respectable venue than the mTV Awards) honors Michael Jackson, who held the Guinness World record as the Most Humanitarian Entertainer for the last nine years of his life, and who continues to do so a year after his death, is honored with an annually presented humanitarian award in his name.
Those interested may contact The Grammys at: ranews@grammy.com