Just got off a looong flight so I'm feeling whacked out!! This time I wasn't flying on the jet - for long flights commercial airline makes more sense - but was instead first class.

If ever you want to meet celebrities like me, all you have to do really is fly First - that's where they're all seated, in one tiny, intimate cabin for hours and hours! I was seated next to a major CEO of a technology company who is doing some kind of merger right now, but aparently it's still secret so it's not meant to be talked about ... anyway, the only reason I know this, is naturally, because the guy tried to hit on me. About half way throught he flight he says: "I'm going to the bathroom", I'm like - "Okay, then." He looks at me for a VERY long time and asks: "Wanna join me?"

I can't believe it - he's even married! These fucking corporate guys are sooooo full of themselves - even more than the movie stars, methinks. Anyway, he continues;

CORPORATEGUY: So, listen, I'll tell you something no one, no one in the world knows right now if you join me.
ME: Okaaaaayyy, well why don't you tell me first and if I think it's something worthy of going down on you for I may consider it, buster! (As if, I just wanted to know what he was going to tell me.)
CORPORATEGUY: Okay, well, there's a lot of money at stake, I mean, you could make loads of money. Even the press don't know about this ...
ME: Well, I only know how to make money doing what I do best, so either tell me, or just go take a leak.
CORPORATEGUY: Okaaay ... my company is merging with "company name removed" in two months! The deal has been in the pipeline, that's why I've been in New York for the last six weeks, and now ...

... and here's the funniest part - the guy just went on like this for two more hours and forgot about the sex! The wired and wonderful world of corporate executives!

Also, no one's stoloen my button or even linked to me since I've been posting again! Look, I'm a celebrity, and I get moody if no one links to me, so here's the ad again:

Copy and paste this ANONYMOUS CELEBRITY 'x' into your blog!

... and be kissed by an A-list celebrity!

'x'

I love you all, really ...

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Comments

[mandrill]

I linked to you. I didn't use the button as it would clash with my current layout. but the link is there I can assure you.

[X11]

Shit. That's rough.

[X11]

PS: Good to have you back!

[kennysia]

You've gone missing again. :(

[Vandalin]

Apologies for disappearing.

I got called up by my country and had to wear army clothes for most of the month.

It's wonderful to see you posting again. FINALLY.

Hmm... I wonder what it'll take to barge into the little cabin and really liven up the party. I mean back in economy there's always something to do, someone to talk to.

Met this old lady on a flight, and she was going to France to meet her son in a round-the-world yacht race. Spent a good 2 hours talking. Then after that we just stood and watched the sunrise over the horizon.

[Stephanie]

Ok so I think you may want to check out my site before you offer me a link to your site. You may not be as amused as I am. I am against all things evil and stupid. You don't appear to be evil or stupid and I'm fairly amused by your random thoughts and happenings. I am all about the celebration of all things random. Randomness aside we deal, no?

Have a good one,

silk

[Zeuswood]

Let me know when Carnival of the Vanities is up! Looks like you have a lot of work ahead of you today, with 42 entry e-mails to go through.

[Axstarzy]

Oh hi... I just drop by this when I was checking on Kenny Sia's blog... owhhh it sounds like something interesting over here for me to check out daily huh? Anyway... a blog actually can helps you a lot in expressing your thoughts n feelings when you can merely tell it to anybody..

[vv]

hiyee... im looking forward to you updating your blog. =)

[JJ]

Are you like http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com ?
The writer is a law student but he pretends to be a real one on that blog.

[nicole]

heyyy upload soon! i miss your entries already!

[yothemans]

Google and double click merger?