Anonymous Celebrity

Just got off a looong flight so I'm feeling whacked out!! This time I wasn't flying on the jet - for long flights commercial airline makes more sense - but was instead first class.

If ever you want to meet celebrities like me, all you have to do really is fly First - that's where they're all seated, in one tiny, intimate cabin for hours and hours! I was seated next to a major CEO of a technology company who is doing some kind of merger right now, but aparently it's still secret so it's not meant to be talked about ... anyway, the only reason I know this, is naturally, because the guy tried to hit on me. About half way throught he flight he says: "I'm going to the bathroom", I'm like - "Okay, then." He looks at me for a VERY long time and asks: "Wanna join me?"

I can't believe it - he's even married! These fucking corporate guys are sooooo full of themselves - even more than the movie stars, methinks. Anyway, he continues;

CORPORATEGUY: So, listen, I'll tell you something no one, no one in the world knows right now if you join me.
ME: Okaaaaayyy, well why don't you tell me first and if I think it's something worthy of going down on you for I may consider it, buster! (As if, I just wanted to know what he was going to tell me.)
CORPORATEGUY: Okay, well, there's a lot of money at stake, I mean, you could make loads of money. Even the press don't know about this ...
ME: Well, I only know how to make money doing what I do best, so either tell me, or just go take a leak.
CORPORATEGUY: Okaaay ... my company is merging with "company name removed" in two months! The deal has been in the pipeline, that's why I've been in New York for the last six weeks, and now ...

... and here's the funniest part - the guy just went on like this for two more hours and forgot about the sex! The wired and wonderful world of corporate executives!

Also, no one's stoloen my button or even linked to me since I've been posting again! Look, I'm a celebrity, and I get moody if no one links to me, so here's the ad again:

Copy and paste this ANONYMOUS CELEBRITY 'x' into your blog!

... and be kissed by an A-list celebrity!

'x'

I love you all, really ...

'x'

OK, I know I said I would post before but it has been a tiny bit of a crazy weekend. I am now staying in Manhattan for the next few days since I have to do a whole TV/PR thing which is annoying, as I was supposed to be going to EUROPE this week!! UGH!!!

Anyway, thanks for all your advice and great comments :-)

I really don't know what to do about this guy; now potentially some journalist has found out, so there's a 'crisis meeting' between the two big companies that pay us. Ooooopss ... your anonymous celebrity is going to be in a bit of trouble. In reality, however, this is one of the great things about being in the position I am in - I'm  not the one whose going to get the shit for all this, it's him. Especially with all my recent success.

I looked at some of the comments - interesting stuff about being less material and how it doesn't make you happy, etc., etc. You see, I've always thought that if you're a happy person, money really does make you happier - but you just got to be happy to begin with. I don't deny for a moment that this penthouse I have here in NYC and the other three I have, plus the jet and the limo and all the great seafood and everything don't make me in some ways kind of happy - because the truth is, they do.

Ooooooh ..... got a BIG STORY here by the way which I just found out yesterday. Expect two HUUUGEEEE movie stars to announce they are getting married soon! See ya later,

'x'

OK my Darlings, I'm sorry I have been away for so long, I have been (as you know if you're a regular visitor here) away in studio for ughhhhhh ... toooooooo long! Work is going very, very well however, especially since I am getting paid about five times what I did last year. One of the really wierd things about being an A-list celebrity is how much money you make ... it's kinda gross, to be honest. You don't really know what to do with it. I bought myself this new Apple Mac, which I loooove (Macs are the BEST - wow! wow! Stevey Jobs I LOVE YOU!) and which makes blogging so much easier than it used to be on the HP I had before, and I bought another big house on an island too, but otherwise, I never get to go there and enjoy all that sun, and I really do NOT know what to buy.

I don't know what everyone is doing for this weekend, but I'm getting a plane out of Cali!! I'm going to Manhattan to see some friends and generally chill for the whole two days - probably get completely drunk and do something stupid, but anything has to be better than everything going on here ...

... this affair is starting to get tiring, and it has only been two weeks! I'm exhausted; he keeps ringing and ringing me, and I'm like: hey, I'm working! I'm actually starting to see why his wife - who is very young and beautiful and an A-list celebrity too, remember - left him: it's like he has no respect for us girls who have careers or something. The other night he was like: "blow it off", when I told him I had to work. Ughhhhhhh!!!!! Noooooooo ... I make about ten times what he does, anyway, so he's probably just jealous.

I guess in some way I miss him though, his sweet side and everything. I don't know; I need to spend more time with him. I'll be blogging this weekend anyway, so come back - and hey!! scroll down!! why is no one stealing the 'x' button? I made it for YOU, bloggers.

Anyways, thanks for all your advice and comments, I do read them, and I do take them seriously. Hey listen - e-mail me if you want to be a star and need some advice - I figure the one thing I can do here is at least try and help out in that department, seeing as you put up with all my endless whining. Hope you like the "new blogging style" here too.

I love you all, I really, really do.

'x'

Spending ALLLLLL day in the studio today - it's such a drag, so as I'm sitting here, watching the sun outside, sitting inside, I have my Apple Mac so I might as well tell you another story and actually ask YOU for some advice for a change, since this thing is just rolling around my head like I don't know what.

Well, a famous couple who are friends of mine have recently separated. I love them ... both! They are BOTH serious sweethearts - and it's really sad they broke up. He had an affair - but I know this was only the fame that put him under this pressure: it's tough when you're at the top, and you get real lonely, not just through the travelling and the constant performing, but just being up there .... it's kind of dizzy. Anyway, these freinds are really really sweet, and now they have split up, they're both inviting me to parties!!!

Anyway, their conditions are: I must not go to any of the other one's parties, if that makes any sense?

Well, last two weeks I went to both parties and I saw him and her, both well, and breathed a huge sigh of relief over the fcat that none of them had noticed I was at the other one's parties. But THEN ... she calls me with a mad bad attitude since one of her freinds who was a 'spy' at the party I was at saw me at his party too!!!!!!!

The story gets worse ...

He then rang me and said sorry, come over for a drink and we'll talk about it. Nooooooo problem, I thought, and over I went (I need to save ONE of these friggin' freindships after all). As we got more drunk, he told me: I really like you, more than just as a freind. This isn't a re-bound thing, you're beautiful. I love you.

OK, so, I've heard this line a bunch of times too, but it WAS real, I'm telling you. Sooooo ... we have been sleeping together, and now the media might find out, I might be in trouble, and yet ... I'm totally addicted to him!!

Should I call him again? Should I not? WHAT DO I DO?

I feel like I've lost all my readers. Send me an e-mail! Post a comment! Link to me on your blog and write about me! (I even made a nice pretty 'x' button so you could do that!) Let me know you're still here!

'x'

She of The Socks was pretty mean about the Madonna-Britney thing at the MTV awards:

When asked by her daughter Lourdes whether kissing Britney Spears at the MTV Awards made her gay, Madonna replied, no, because "I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

That's so odd. That's exactly what my first boyfriend said to me on prom night. Only, for it to work, I had to bend over and close my eyes.

No, kissing another girl on national TV doesn't make you gay, Lourdes. It just makes you a whore.

Ok, well, this is a little close to home, but let me just tell you something in defense about celebrities: we ARE mostly bisexual, at last at some stage or another. Take last week - I'm out with the gals, partying, drinking etc., et-fuckin'cetera, and all these sleazy, disgusting boys are all trying to get into the A-list lounge. Whatever! NO nice movie stars, NO nice pop stars, just sleezy twenty year-olds with fake I.D. ...

... so what am I going to do, go without? Errrrr, noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not when there are plenty of cute girls to choose from ... puleeeez.

I don't really want to comment further on the incident - as I say, it's a little close to home, but at least it's a good representation of us.

Copy and paste this ANONYMOUS CELEBRITY 'x' into your blog!

... and be kissed by an A-list celebrity!

'x'

I love the way Michelle Malkin puts things sometimes ... she's just a great example that women can be tough minded too ... HERE IS A GREAT EXAMPLE (and YES, I'm an A list who has a brain too! I CAN understand olitics, an I DO have opinions!!)

I've been reading lots of blogs and trying to get an idea of what blogging is all about this last month before I next posted ... so I hope you like my new blogging style.

I have come to the conclusion actually that blogging really might be the next big big thing. BIIIIG! Here's what I figure now: (OK, I might be slightly over-excited) if I can get a HUUUUGE name as this anaonymous blogging celebrity who is just totally honest about everything, and then one day, when this site is really, really, really big, that isn't going to be a career wrecker. Instead actaully it's going to make me even bigger! I'm starting to understand there's a whole other culture.

Hmmmmmm ... well anyway, these are the blogs I really like right now:

Kennysia (I LOVE KENNYSIA - he's a star)
Instapundit
Xia Xue
Daily Pundit

... hmm, I'll think of others, but they particularly inspire me. By the way, if you want me to link you, I will. Just e-mail me. I'm really trying now to become a proper blogger, though I must say, sometimes I just want to be wrekless and say my name ... which reminds me ...

... talking of saying names, and what trouble it can get you into, I had what is known by A-listers as the dreaded 'celebrity expereince' the other day. I was in a perfume store, and usually I use another name, with another name on the credit card (I hope you didn't think before that Tom Cruise pays for his groceries with a VISA saying "Thomas Cruise  - actually, he doesn't  do his own grocery shopping, so ...)

Anyway, a freind of mine saw me, and usually, we all use fake names when we're out, but this time ... ooooooops ... she SCREAMS my real name. Suddenly, everyone is looking at this fucking A list buying fucking Chanel for a hot date. Into the limo, and back to the studio, FAST.

Also, speaking of Tom, I feel sorry for Katie. Yah, OK, she's a little conservative - well, she's more conservative than me and certainly more conservative than most celebrities but less conservative than most people think ... actually thinking back, A LOT LESS conservative, but anyway, that's another story ...

BY THE WAY, if you have a blog, LET'S LINK TO EACH OTHER!

'x'

Edward Lim from Malaysia sent me a sweet e-mail:

hey....i can imagine what you are going through cos i am feeling EXACTLY the same way now. Don't wanna see anyone, just want to dwell in self-pity. I need love! Why no one loves me?

tell u what, when was the last time you actually do something for yourself - not for your image, not for your HQ, but for your f*cking self!

I challenge you to hop on a plane and come to Malaysia. Spend a few days here and I'll buy you coffee. Good deal huh?  what, when was the last time you actually do something for yourself - not for your image, not for your HQ, but for your f*cking self!

I challenge you to hop on a plane and come to Malaysia. Spend a few days here and I'll buy you coffee. Good deal huh?

If only. I've been to Malaysia loads of times and love it! The guys are hot there too!

'x'