Just got off a looong flight so I'm feeling whacked out!! This time I wasn't flying on the jet - for long flights commercial airline makes more sense - but was instead first class.
If ever you want to meet celebrities like me, all you have to do really is fly First - that's where they're all seated, in one tiny, intimate cabin for hours and hours! I was seated next to a major CEO of a technology company who is doing some kind of merger right now, but aparently it's still secret so it's not meant to be talked about ... anyway, the only reason I know this, is naturally, because the guy tried to hit on me. About half way throught he flight he says: "I'm going to the bathroom", I'm like - "Okay, then." He looks at me for a VERY long time and asks: "Wanna join me?"
I can't believe it - he's even married! These fucking corporate guys are sooooo full of themselves - even more than the movie stars, methinks. Anyway, he continues;
CORPORATEGUY: So, listen, I'll tell you something no one, no one in the world knows right now if you join me.
ME: Okaaaaayyy, well why don't you tell me first and if I think it's something worthy of going down on you for I may consider it, buster! (As if, I just wanted to know what he was going to tell me.)
CORPORATEGUY: Okay, well, there's a lot of money at stake, I mean, you could make loads of money. Even the press don't know about this ...
ME: Well, I only know how to make money doing what I do best, so either tell me, or just go take a leak.
CORPORATEGUY: Okaaay ... my company is merging with "company name removed" in two months! The deal has been in the pipeline, that's why I've been in New York for the last six weeks, and now ...
... and here's the funniest part - the guy just went on like this for two more hours and forgot about the sex! The wired and wonderful world of corporate executives!
Also, no one's stoloen my button or even linked to me since I've been posting again! Look, I'm a celebrity, and I get moody if no one links to me, so here's the ad again:
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