Sooooooo ... Hi y'all, so YA! I've been away for the last month, and actually, well, I'm still technically AWAY and will be for the next week or so, working on a HUUUUGE project that is just gonna make me sooo much fuckin' money. Even for me, and I mean, shit, it's not like I haven't got enough.

Anyways, remember that hot producer friend of mine from London who stopped over in L.A. (hint, hint: we didn't fuck, that time!) Well, I been spending a 'lil bit a time with him, and he told me 'bout this band before ... the one, you will remember, whose gig I stopped by to see. They're called AQUILA'S KISS (damn, I wanna kiss that goddamn singer)!!

My Darlings, don't tell me I don't tell you who the world's next fuckin' A-Lizters are ... who are the the next Princes to join me in the A-List monarchy where I occupy "Princess of the 21'st Century" status. Well, the band I told y'all to check out are in the FINAL of Jamie Oliver's unsigned band's competition! Yah, they beat like 400,000 other bands to make it to the final 5!!! (An interesting story about Jamie, but I'll tell you next time) ... And go vote for them now, 'cause there's like, a day or less left!

So, this totally hot producer asked me if there was ANYTHING I could do ... and well, since he's HOT, here is my philanthropic act of the day: GO VOTE FOR THEM HERE RIGHT NOW! (it's not that difficult, all you need to do it click "vote". DO NOT vote for any others, either). And listen to their music ... 'cause trust me, ya'll here a lot more of it soon. And I mean SOON. What's in it for her, you're asking? Well, maybe I'll tell you next time about my exploits with MR. STAR-STUDDED PLATINUM PRODUCER ... (hint, look hard at the MYSPACE PAGE of the band AFTER voting, and ya'll find out who he is)!

I love you all, Really ...

Your very sober, very busy, very happy,

Anonymous Celebrity 'x'

Comments

[GoodBoyGoneBad]

I hate you to the core! How dare you disappear for a month without leaving some notes! Thought you're dead! Uh.... But welcome back!

you should really check this out sounds familiar?
http://www.enotalone.com/article/2499.html

[Stac]

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!! For everything!!!! You have come a long way and I hope the people closest to you are very proud of you. Even though it may not mean much to ya, I am very proud of you. You looked like you can own the world if you choose to in those pictures today...Like for many you've won me over..

Peace and love!

[Kyle]

hi, found your blog through kennysia. you sounded like paris hilton and the gang, but you are probably not paris, otherwise you wont be f***ing that out-of-work-ex boybander or maybe you are cheating your current beau? Or maybe you are linsday lohan, considering that you have mentioned freaky friday on other post. And how come you don't have any US visitors? and surprisingly you love kennysia. anyway, i will come back often.

Cheers,
Kyle from Malaysia.

[nadya]

I thought it was lindsay lohan too. but nah... can't be. cos lindsay's a lesbian. and the writer's not. or it could be that lindsay's kidding us. or that the writer's gay. keep on writing. u got me really curious!

[Anonymous]

Celebrity Anonymous, what are your thoughts on:
-Tomboyish female djs
-Guys with the same name as a guy known to eat subway sandwiches
-Friends with benefits

I enjoy reading the blog. xo

Tell Samantha that I want to fuck her please. Im hot so maybe shell like me, anyways, I like your blog, its interesting.

[koros]

doria jolly is dat you?

LOVE you as a brunette!