This post is about ... well, this blog, and my relationship to and history with Kennysia. Since there is an international audience, I'll have to do some explaining as to who Kennysia is etc.,etc. I'm writing about this because I get SO many questions as to HOW THE HELL I know Kennysia, why I have soooo many Asian readers, and what the hell that means!! They sort of look like this latest one, from my previous post:

Because u keep mentioning kennysia in ur entries, i keep reading and reading ur past entries trying to figure what the f**k does kenny have to do with you ... But because its kennysia u keep mentioning, he is so influential in malaysia and all, and i have come to believe that just maybe u might be an A-list celeb ... i'm just curious why the hardcore selling of Kennysia.

Okay, let's start at the beginning. Those who have followed this blog since it first began, will know that my first post was on January 19, 2006, at some point in the afternoon. I remember doing that post, because I actually began it the night before, and came back to it later the following afternoon to put it up. It seemed fun, exciting, sexual in a way ... in the performance way, I mean.

Anyway, as soon as I published the post, pretty much directly after, someone (I honestly have no idea who) published the post on Digg, Reddit, and a lot of the other various news and blog forums! I'm not sure if you remember, but in those days those sites used to be much simpler in format - there was one page for submissions, and then one front page; there were no categories or any of the fancy shit that fucks them up and renders them pretty much meaningless today. In those days, a lot - I mean a hell of a LOT of attention could be drawn to the smallest, and humblest of things ... like this blog!

It's just my guess, but I think it is there that Kennysia must have first spotted me, because sooner or later I noticed a lot of regular hits coming to this blog, since Kenny had added me to his blogroll. Now, for those who don't know who Kennysia is: in a nutshell, he's Malaysia's biggest blogger. Correct me if I'm wrong, My Asian Darlings, but a piece of information for those from the U.S., Europe or Australia: in Asia, some bloggers are literally like pop stars to us here in the U.S. They really have achieved a national level of fame, in no small quantity. Therefore, it was a quite a big, big deal being picked up by Kenny and added to his blogroll.

The honest truth is, I never in a million years expected this thing to become anywhere near the size it is today. Okay, I may play the act and walk the walk - I've been trained to, all my life, after all - but I always envisaged this blog as some private joke between me, a couple friends, and maybe an old guy or two in the mountains somewhere plugging in late at night. Kenny put me on the platform ... Kenny gave me the crown.

Still Reading? Good ... there is more. I apologize if any of this is a little stream-of-consciousness, but I'm just trying to lay out the story as best I can for all of you.

The story with this blog, and with Kenny, is sort of a bit like my life, when I sit down to think about it. You know, I always wanted success (doesn't everybody?) but I don't think I went out there to get it any cost; I mean, I don't think success - or rather, celebrity - was ever the end goal. Having a good time was, definitely, making friends, maybe ... but most of all, doing something I enjoyed doing, that I found personally rewarding ... that was the juice, the buzz, the point. My point is, throughout my life I have randomly been rewarded with lots of Kennysias ... and I guess that's why I am where I am, really. Does that make sense? For every one of those Kenny's - the actual Kenny included - I owe so much, and am so grateful, you do not know.

Soo ... naturally, I began reading Kenny's blog, writing to him occasionally just to say Hi! He's a very cool guy, an upstanding, classy guy. So, that's where I found out about Xiaxue (a Singaporean bitch who blogs admittedly entertaining material). And that kind of led me into blogging, I guess. It was the Asian blogging scene ... I guess part of me identified with it real well to be honest, since as I say, over in Malaysia and Singapore, and Hong Kong and Japan and Thailand ... star bloggers are NATIONAL STARS, exactly pretty much what I am in my own country (okay, and admittedly the fuckin' world over).

Thanks for reading, guys ... you make blogging a pleasurable pastime.

I Love You All, Really ...

Your Anonymous Celebrity 'x'

Comments

ever since the comeback after 2 years, the posts are getting lame...seriously. i still like the older posts better, although it's fake.

[blackjack]

so did u blow kenny? o did kenny goes down on ya?

[Stitch]

Where's my LiLo....? gimme a hug? lol..

[yoyo]

Thanks for explaining the kennysia thing.

[Vandalin]

and we love you too. now come here and give me a hug, properly. heh

[pink.charm]

hie! have just started reading your blog. i have to say, your blog sure give me a different perspective to who you really are. its the media tht fucks ppl's mind. so screw them. glad to know that you're not what they potrayed you to be.

all my love, xoxo.