It's late here. I'm drunk. So I'm posting. Now, I read somewhere that you should never post when you're drunk because you might wake up one morning and say something you don't mean or whatever, and so I'm going to deal wih this first. I can see the logic in that. I mean, how many times do we all get really, really fucked up and say something, or phone someone or whatever and then wake up and think fuuuuuuuckkkk ... what the fuck did I say last night? Let alone if you're a celebrity and you're boradcasting out to the world ... but that's one of the nice things about being anonymous. There's no paper trail.

However, I am really, really fucked up. Just been out with a whole bunch of cute guys and girls - most of who are celebs but one or two B lists - and we had a wild time. Now, I know everyone is really trying to guess who I am ... sooooo .... does anyone have any idea yet? I have, where possible, tried to reveal as much as possible to all you darlings, and try and make it interesting, but you know, I can't jgo too far ... really hope you understand ...

Now, since I'm drubk I want to go through some of my feelings now - because this is when I most feel like talking about my feelings. My relationship is not actually going that well ... the thing is, the guy Ij'm seeing is kind of fucked up and he has a whole load of issues. Well, he's not fucked up exactly ... I'm kind of fucked up (in a general sense) and trying to make sense of what is going on in his mind and it's kind of tough. We all know, I drink quite a lot, and I smoke - but that's not allowed to be revealed to the press. Incidentally, that's the reason celebs are usually in VIP lounges - not because they don't want the adoration of fans - it's what we fucking LIVE FOR - but because PR execs insist that if we're going to get totally messed up on Mai Tai's and whatever we do it OUT OF THE SIGHT OF THE PUBLIC! Well, here I am, in sight of ALL OF YOU!

Some people ask me sometimes: how much of your life is happy versus unhappy - being  a celeb and everything. Well, I don't really think about my happiness and whatever is the truth ... I just kind of DO. You know, like, go to the studio, visit a bunch of countries all over the world, get fucked up, look magical; I never have any real time for myself. But whatever.

Am I bisexual is another question lots of people ask, since I do like girls occasionally. Not really, but the thing with a girl is she's soft and more sensitive than most of the guys, and being a celebrity it's hard to find a guy who's not either 1) totally fucked up and 2) totally into only himself. Anyway, jI'm sitting in my penthouse, writing this and smoking my cigarettes and contemplating a bottle of wine, so I think it's time for bed.

From a very drunk Anonymous Celebrity ...

I love you all, really ...

'x'

Comments

[kennysia]

Darn! I wish you could reveal something there while you're drink, Lindsay Lohan. ;)

[saifulrizan]

Kenny, did u saw L. Lo butt in pinkisthenewblog?

[Vandalin]

Personal opinion, don't give a damn who you are, or what you do.

Just know that you're real under all the glamour and hype and yeah, well even the best of us need someone to hammer our feet firmly to ground.

So, I dedicate my next beer to you, my very drunk and moderately happy friend. Cheers